Boom. Roasted.

Boom. Roasted.

$20.00

Jim, you're six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom roasted. Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke boom roasted. Creed your teeth called your breath stinks. Boom roasted. Angela, where's Angela. Whoa there you are I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted! Stanley! You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted. Oscar you are... Oscar, you're gay! Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted.

Metal: Alloy
Size: 2" drop

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • United States : 1 - 2 business days

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